I guess somehow Urahara came across this very popular series called Ouran High School Host Club and was somehow inspired by it. And now it looks like he is proud to present the Karakura High School Host Club with the following characters!! (and my side comments desperately defending myself from bashings of both fandoms)

Urahara=Tamaki (because...they're both blond and eccentric)
Rukia=Haruhi (although Rukia seems to enjoy the madness a lot more!?)
Ishida=Kyouya (who else?)
Kenpachi+Yachiru=Mori+Honey (Yachiru...can be a tomboy o_o? I know it doesn't make her any less female...)
Renji=Kasanoda (red long hair+crush on the main character; i think this one's justified)
Hitsugaya=Shirou (works.)
Ichigo/HollowIchi=...the twins (No brotherly love here. But Ichigo/Hikaru is somewhat interested in Rukia?)
Kon=Usachan (Just a lot less innocent and cute)

Happy early birthday to me! lol. That's the last bit of fun I'll get to have before schoolwork kills me (it just started last week and I can feel it comin since there was only an hour to spare for this crap of a sketch DD: )

EDIT!! I've changed the twins since...it's not Bleach without Ichigo, no? I think it works better this way. But if you prefer the Gin/Hirako pair, you can still see it here: [link]